OLD SPICE BABY MANIFESTO

You take care of the baby!

No, you take care of the baby!

No! Baby takes care of himself. He walks the dog. Cooks a well-balanced meal. He even does the dishes.

Man-baby is too old for a babysitter, in fact, the babysitter is his new girlfriend.

Our baby doesn’t start a lemonade stand, he buys the lemonade stand and then cashes out.

College degree? He’s got four.

College Debt? He’s got zero.

Sidewalk chalk drawings? No, man-baby was signing contracts when little Junior there was still in pampers.

Video games? Doubtful! Man-baby will be running circles around your baby! Does your baby even know what a circle is yet?

Prom dates? Try pageant queens.

Man-baby didn’t have a first word. Man-baby recited speeches by Winston Churchill.

Man-baby doesn’t play checkers, because his life is a game of chess.

He’s Man-baby!